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lancaster . 30 . washington state . i am an epic : wife . car dancer . culinary wizard . home restoration specialist . cat lover . proust addict . chickenkeeper . darwin fan . gratuitous history and science consumer . francophile . peugeot loyalist . auntie . cyclist . americano aficionado . fitness fanatic . professional comedian . travel enthusiast . primal snob . internet snarker . advocate for littles . fiercely loyal . bitch . sister . daughter . atheist . mother to be . friend . lover . and i solemnly swear that i am up to no good ...if you know what i mean...

mini-eggaholic:

littleprincette:

princessfartfeathers:

theatricalhighs:

haldirk:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

astridalpaca:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

portentouscatastrophe:

WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE

the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats

I love these a lot 

the tooth has a tooth

THESE R SO ADORABLE I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE


THE EYE HAS A FAVE

I need the kidney for my hospital stays

I want a kidney and a tooth :3

UTERUS: GET A WOMB

mini-eggaholic:

littleprincette:

princessfartfeathers:

theatricalhighs:

haldirk:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

astridalpaca:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

portentouscatastrophe:

WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE

the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats

I love these a lot 

the tooth has a tooth

THESE R SO ADORABLE I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE

THE EYE HAS A FAVE

I need the kidney for my hospital stays

I want a kidney and a tooth :3

UTERUS: GET A WOMB

(Source: dieselotherapy, via princesssimon)

(Source: lacooletchic, via gendrywaters)

(Source: smallrooms, via sleepybones-)

tsuukie:

no one can convince me there aren’t mermaids living here

tsuukie:

no one can convince me there aren’t mermaids living here

(via sleepybones-)

mysavageheart:


A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.


Need.

mysavageheart:

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

Need.

(via sleepybones-)

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